Keptquisling’s Weblog

Forgive my indiscretion travelers, but I’m here in front of you right now, and I am asking for your help. As you can see there is something wrong with my eyes and I can’t look straight. To pay for the operation, I’m now hopping in between busses cruising along the freeway in the hopes that some ridiculously rich individual will shoulder the expenses of my operation. As we all know, or as I should know if I really did bother to get my eyes checked by an actual doctor, the cost of having an operation to fix my sight would cost more than all of the little pennies each of you have on your persons right now.

And so with this excuse, even though I am able bodied and can see well enough to navigate through freeways and busses, am here right now, asking you all for free money.”